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Monday, November 22, 2010

Outfit of the Day AND DANCING (and contest deets)

usually not this coked out.

SOOOOOOOO, meet my new favorite outfit bitches. I look like a sexy gothic seal. I'm feeling like this is the most slender I have ever looked in my life, these jeggings/jants/lants are giving me the lower body curve of a buxom pinup girl. I'm going to have to wear this again soon and I might not even heed my own 6 day rotation rule.

The earrings were changed mid day so please, peep em!

I hope you enjoy this video, I know I enjoyed dancin' and goonin.

Saturday, November 20, 2010


Just in case I wasn't clear:

Post a comment on this video saying "ENTER ME", make an Outfit of the Day video and include a random fact about yourself, post the video as a response to THIS video and the contest is over as of December 26th 2010 (my birfdeh!)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010


(sassy ;*)
I'm going to start this off with admitting to you that I do not wear red. I do not consort with the color unless it is in harmony with other power colors (i.e. blue, black, white). I'm not sure when I made this decision but I assure you it has been in effect my entire life.

Recently I met a friend named Nikki who is also plus size, fabulous and FASHIONABLE. It's like eating an entire cake and then finding out it was just 10 calories(that shit doesn't exist, do not be whoever is going around with cakes and lying about caloric value...right). MOVING ON. (nikki)
Nikki and I immediately started to swap clothes and Saturday was when I got this sweet fuckin red button down.

When I first saw it, I was like "ehhhhhh buhhh isssss redddd!!!" BUT THEN I STOPPED BEING A PUNK BITCH *deep breath* and realized I looked pretty great. BALLERIFIC even.

I paired it with the skirt I bought at target this summer and instantly fell in love. True fashionistas love when an outfit

I have yet to pair it with any accessories but I feel like earrings wouldn't make a difference and a necklace would be in competition with my boobs...perhaps a barrette? I'll figure it out.
The shoes are kind of a conversation piece, they're grey box flats with MAD DIMUNZ.
I'm feeling kinda jazzy about them. I can't lie. I know you feel it too.

So, these are a few pics of me just getting my Niaomi on, enjoy:

Sunday, November 7, 2010


THE MOHAWK IS HERE. and boy is it big.

The moey didn't take me too long to do, crochet braids are as simple as they look in every tutorial video I've ever seen. Oh but make sure your braids are tight, it sucks to have to go back and redo an entire section, trust me. All in all, I think it's a great style, it's simple and gives you a really edgy look.

Earrings are Forever 21, I have faith that these won't break seeing as how you can usually trust Forever's button earrings, anything that dangles however, will break.


Flannel Shirt - Torrid
Long Vest - Torrid
Jeggings - Torrid
Shoes - you guessed right if you said TORRID

I wasn't crazy about this outfit, it's comfortable but I think I'll skip the vest next time and just wear a blazer.

Thursday, November 4, 2010


As of very recently I've been into scarves, all length's, textures, COLORS, yes.
It's to the point where I'm destroying dresses and skirts that are no long in season and turning them into, you guessed it, SCARVES!






and lastly, FROM THIS


It's very simple to do and I'd advise you only destroy things you can semi part with. All of the dresses/skirts I destroyed were between 10$ and 20$, that's a price range I figure someone could live with for a new scarf especially since a good scarf can run you upwards of 60$ and maam!

If you make any scarves yourself let me know! Post photos! Make videos :)

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

super grungy.

I'm in a mood, deal with it.

I wanted to be fat Jenny Humphrey okay?
I grayed out my eyes with Mabelline's Snow Eye Compact, kept my brow bone clean and created a shadow around my eyebrows.
Then came IMAN's RED red lipstick, it's everything you could want in a red and EVERYTHING you could want in a lipstick, it's wet, doesnt dry your lips and costs 10$ at your local Target. GET IT.
Cheeks are swept with FOREVER COLOR's Dynamite eyeshadow, I find it works better than actual blush since it's so pigmented and I don't do bright colors on my eyes normally.
OH and if you couldn't tell, I totally liquid eyeliner'd my lower lash line, if I can't grow it I'm gon' design it.


Vintage Glasses - Urban Outfitters
Faux Leather Jacket - Torrid
Scarf - Urban Outfitters
Dress - Faith 21
Pointed Flats - Payless